Monday, June 12, 2006

David Duchovny is a Fucking Idiot

I am in a large building, preparing for a coming invasion. Its tall and modern with a large open middle and glass windows and one broad criss-cross staircase leading to the top. Knowing that there are enemies coming I bark orders to some people to get ready then run up the flights to the top. There is an old man at the top in a wheelchair along with David Duchovny and a woman I don't recognize. I ask the old man "is it here." He goes over to a wall and presses a button and a small circular object comes out. I realize that this thing is very important and what the enemies are after. I ask for ammunition and the woman opens another wall holding guns. I grab the guns and pass them out to everyone, I hear the first people breaking-in downstairs. I also hand everyone a sort of badge with a red button which you have to push to explode yourself. This is a last-resort in case they get past us.

Then I look over and David Duchovny has pushed his button. He says only, "I just wanted to see if it works, I'll turn it off." But it can't turn off. I watch horrified for about 5 seconds while it blinks and notice the first attackers have entered the room. Then, as I stare at duchovny's face, everything sort of slow-mo's as he literally is incinerated from the inside out in a fiery inferno and I watch slowly as the fireball kill me and everyone else.